Letter

From: Donna Juanita

To: Don Juan

Hello dear colleague,

I heard that the women

can’t resist your manly charms -

you love passionately even the eagles

if they are in a skirt or in a peignoir,

that you are a pleasant and a clever young fellow

(not some kind of pervert made out from ice)

That you are the owner of a nice smile and a pair

of bright green, shiny and beautiful eyes.

I also heard that the female pretentiousness gives you

a bad taste in the mouth and a heavy headache,

because of the fact that during your life journey,

all women you"ve met are horribly fake.

So, my dear don ... I am stuck in the traffic

among an armada of scoundrels...

They all are identical... identical, brother.

For me, all of them are simply the same...

Yes, probably that is my terrible karma.

I always fall for the type of “lame horse”..

I‘ve been with craftsmen, merchants and royals.

same bad scenario, the same boring story.

I held them in my arms; I loved them and left them.

They were all ramshackle men - selfish fools.

I"ve never met a guy, who is real.

I"ve met only pricks and they all got lost.

I hope, your glory is ready for sharing

and

you still believe in your good luck.

Here I am! You cannot compare me

with anyone. I’m not after a one-night stand.

I’m looking for someone with whom I’ll be in danger...

of falling in love. Please, give me a chance!

Please, give me a reason, I’ll give you back sanity.

Perhaps we can reach together a point of balance.

Dear don, please, contact me when you get a lunch break

between some false cases, Involving wrong girls.

I know, you"ve already had enough of those “fakes”…

You know - it would be dumb to collect plastic pearls.

Please, do contact me, because we both are losing -

You - your fame, I - my dignity... We are at risk.

Please, send your answer as soon as you read this letter.

May God be with you and may He bring you Peace!

With all my sympathy:

Donna Juanitta


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